Las Vegas, NV

Multi-level progressive slots have been all the rage since 2005, so it’s a wonder IGT has taken this long to get the most popular game in the history of slots onto the bandwagon. Maybe they didn’t want to decrease the moneys spent on their MLP behemoth that is Fort Knox (which I love unconditionally by the way). Although we all know slot makers and the casinos care far more about you, the gamer, than the money. Ahem.

Anyhow, it’s finally here folks. The Wheel of Fortune MLP and I couldn’t be more…bored. IGT has spread this franchise about as thin as the hair under Trump’s comb-over. It needs some innovation. Some pizazz. A bit more interaction.

And the there’s this, taken from the machine’s brochure: A unique buy-a-pay feature sets the stage for exciting game play,
where players buy wheel pointers to get bigger rewards. Huh? So now I have to pay extra just to have a pointer on a bonus I’m already paying to get into?

Not that it matters what I think. IGT could release The Wheel Of Fortune - You Lose! Edition and people would still flock to it like a free buffet. Eh. I’d like to buy a drink please, Pat.