Las Vegas, NV

More tourists! Actually I love tourists because they pay my state income tax.

It seems Vegas is customizing its famous Happens Here, Stays Here campaign to foreign visitors. I can dig that, but it begs the question, “What other cultures are going to have this pitched at them?”

Are there going to be ad campaigns in Canada? What Happens in Vegas is little more than a horrific sunburn to your pale Canadian flesh.

Australia? What Happens in Vegas will amount to you getting blackout drunk and then waking up with someone who thought your accent was cool and you thought was good looking. Turns out you were both wrong.

I could go on, but I won’t.